Top ten things that I really want to shout at over-tech-savvy people.

10. STOP SHOUTING IN YOUR SMS! USE LOWER CASE LETTERS!

9. Downloading is NOT a euphemism for passing motion.

8. “A little bird told me…” is a figure of speech. I’m not asking you to read my tweets.

7. lol is NOT an actual laugh no matter how many times you say it!

6. STOP referring to your siblings as version 1, version 2, etc…

5. Hey! Your brother’s sucking on his.. erm.. thumbdrive again. Those things are FAT32 right? Gosh, he’s gonna be obese if he keeps taking those…

4. Tell you what, I’ll email you the durians.

3. No, you nerd. Wife is spelled as W-I-F-E and not W-I-F-I. Although.. they may be the same thing for you.

2. Please don’t name your daughter h@ppyGAL2010!

1. Hi, my name is Google. Worship me.

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