KC: She drives a Toyota Altis. So look out for it.

CY: OK… but that’s nothing compared to the new Toyota Vista?

KC: Toyota Vista? What’s that?

CY: There… the one that’s suppose to replace Toyota XP? Crazy fast one le… 2.0GHz engine.. crazy…

KC: But I heard it isn’t that bad right?

CY: Ya… one thing about Toyota Vista is that the User Access Control (UAC) is rubbish la… like whenever I want to turn left, the thing will pop up and ask me whether I want to turn left… stupid right? By the time I click ‘continue’, I’ll already be on the curb.

KC: Haha… that’s true…

CY: And every time there’s a problem you have to bring it back to the mechanic.

KC: Why would you have that problem? It’ll always be asking for a new driver!

CY: HAHAHA… that’s true.. but I always keep my drivers up to date about all the stuff in the car… Then again the AERO kit that’s been worked onto Toyota Vista is fantastic… plus all the knick-knacks that’s included like the new sidebar widgets that’s bundled together with the cup holders that are located right next to the air vent to keep your drink warm… then again they made Toyota Vista to be slower than what it can achieve.. sad right?

KC: haha… ya… but I heard you could install Toyota XP stuff like the steering wheels and suspension and then with the 2.0GHz engine you’ll be insanely fast. Can compete with the Honda Linux already ah…

CY: Ya that’s true… But the Toyota Vista always have BIOS problem… sad… and then what looks like the ’shut down’ engine button in Toyota XP is actually a ’sleep’ button in Toyota Vista… So when I put the car cover on… it may over heat le..

KC: Then the next morning you’ll be like… eh? how come warm up so fast? How about the heads-up-display? I heard got special feature right?

CY: Ya… can set opacity level… but who would want to make the display translucent? Defeats the purpose of a heads-up-DISPLAY right?

KC: Haha… I would really like to see the engine being reved up and see the RAM meter hit it’s limit of 4.0GB le…

CY: I got the 2.0GB one… but it’s spacious… altogether 250GB disk space…

KC: Cool… hey, she’s here already… let’s go

Toyota Vista: Check out the AERO kit!!

Here are top ten things to know when traveling with THE friend.

10. Do not let your friend buy lunch for your train ride.

9. Do not assume your friend knows your definition of bread

8. Mexican bread is not considered a bread, it’s more like a layered cake

7. Do not assume that your friend knows that Milo bars are not beverages or instant mixes, they are solid food.

6. Do not bring your friend to a subway restaurant where there’s a nice girl worker who will blush because she got your friends order wrong. Your friend may think that she likes him.

5. Do not expect your friend to be kind to you just because you carry twice the load he carries.

4. Do not let your friend know you are annoyed. Your friend may take advantage and annoy you more.

3. Do not share the same bed as your friend eventhough you have no choice.

2. If you have to share the same bed and you find that your friend has conveniently stuffed the blanket under himself eventhough he’s not using it… Just pull it out!! Shove him if you have to!!

1. Check to see if there are more blankets than you think you have.

Here are top ten things to say right after the counting down to the new year!!

10. “Happy New Year! Goodbye old year! What’s with this deer? Somethings coming from it’s re…”

9. “Happy New Day!”

8. “Woo! Time sure passes quickly, I blinked and a year has past already!”

7. “Has anyone seen my car keys? I lost them a year ago…”

6. “Look, the Japan, Philippines, China and Korea have already celebrated the new year a few hours ago, so it isn’t new anymore. Plus it’s over celebrated. So let’s just be honest, wish : “Happy Relatively New Year!” instead.

5. “Hey, guess what? A year has just passed and I haven’t even slept!”

4. “Hey guys…next year in 3153595, 3153594, 3153593, 3153592…”

3. “Aww man, I forgot to renumber my calendar…”

2. “Hey, long time no see! Last time I saw you was last year.”

1. “Man, I stink. I haven’t bathed since last year!”