Top ten things that I really want to shout at over-tech-savvy people.

10. STOP SHOUTING IN YOUR SMS! USE LOWER CASE LETTERS!

9. Downloading is NOT a euphemism for passing motion.

8. “A little bird told me…” is a figure of speech. I’m not asking you to read my tweets.

7. lol is NOT an actual laugh no matter how many times you say it!

6. STOP referring to your siblings as version 1, version 2, etc…

5. Hey! Your brother’s sucking on his.. erm.. thumbdrive again. Those things are FAT32 right? Gosh, he’s gonna be obese if he keeps taking those…

4. Tell you what, I’ll email you the durians.

3. No, you nerd. Wife is spelled as W-I-F-E and not W-I-F-I. Although.. they may be the same thing for you.

2. Please don’t name your daughter h@ppyGAL2010!

1. Hi, my name is Google. Worship me.

Well it’s that time of the year again! Here is this year’s Net Pot – Lame Jokes of 2008

What is a fresh water fish’s worst fear?
A flood. It doesn’t just some and go, it robs and bursts the River Bank!

Why are soldiers so stressed?
They are always told to add-tension.

What kind of windows are stubborn?
Those that have a strong view.

Which is smarter, a degree or a picture frame?
The frame, because it’s the degree holder.

What’s next after plasma TV?
Hemoglobin TV.

What do you get when you cross an electric eel and a bat?
A bat-tery.

Why are there less matchmakers than before?
Most couples use lighters.

Why are aspiring journalists attracted to newspaper-mache of pillars?
Because they all want their own newspaper columns.

Where do hotdogs go for holiday?
Frankfurt.

What did tom say when he was accused of hating alphabet soup?
“Stop putting words in my mouth!!”

Here are top ten things to know when traveling with THE friend.

10. Do not let your friend buy lunch for your train ride.

9. Do not assume your friend knows your definition of bread

8. Mexican bread is not considered a bread, it’s more like a layered cake

7. Do not assume that your friend knows that Milo bars are not beverages or instant mixes, they are solid food.

6. Do not bring your friend to a subway restaurant where there’s a nice girl worker who will blush because she got your friends order wrong. Your friend may think that she likes him.

5. Do not expect your friend to be kind to you just because you carry twice the load he carries.

4. Do not let your friend know you are annoyed. Your friend may take advantage and annoy you more.

3. Do not share the same bed as your friend eventhough you have no choice.

2. If you have to share the same bed and you find that your friend has conveniently stuffed the blanket under himself eventhough he’s not using it… Just pull it out!! Shove him if you have to!!

1. Check to see if there are more blankets than you think you have.

Here are top ten things to say right after the counting down to the new year!!

10. “Happy New Year! Goodbye old year! What’s with this deer? Somethings coming from it’s re…”

9. “Happy New Day!”

8. “Woo! Time sure passes quickly, I blinked and a year has past already!”

7. “Has anyone seen my car keys? I lost them a year ago…”

6. “Look, the Japan, Philippines, China and Korea have already celebrated the new year a few hours ago, so it isn’t new anymore. Plus it’s over celebrated. So let’s just be honest, wish : “Happy Relatively New Year!” instead.

5. “Hey, guess what? A year has just passed and I haven’t even slept!”

4. “Hey guys…next year in 3153595, 3153594, 3153593, 3153592…”

3. “Aww man, I forgot to renumber my calendar…”

2. “Hey, long time no see! Last time I saw you was last year.”

1. “Man, I stink. I haven’t bathed since last year!”

After watching the transformer movie a few months ago, I came out of the cinema with my brother overwhelmed by the prospect of an “inorganic” being in a form of something as mundane yet technologically miraculous as a car. And yes, I asked my dad’s proton saga (megavalve) whether it could transform. But it didn’t answer. But that doesn’t mean that it can’t. I’ve noticed a few things about it that may suggest that it is a transformer. It makes strange creaking sounds when I drive. The the lights on left side of the heads up display goes off sometimes. But after a smack, it comes back on. There’s much more, but that’s not what this post is about. So back to the main topic.

I was telling my friend Yong Zheng how cool it would be if my car could transform. It didn’t really hit me until a while later, that I could make a 3D model of my car transforming into… me!! muahahah!!! a cyborg me. Doubted my ability to come up with random conceptual designs. But in my free time today, I tried sketching and creating the first drafts of the face. Here it is:

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The colours used aren’t the colours I plain on using. It’s just a guide to help distinguish between the different layers. Estimated time of completion of this project is: erm… after STPM then say la. =D

Welcome to this year’s Net Pot Lame Jokes of June 2007!! First four jokes are teletubies jokes… =D

What did Twinky Winky’s mom say when he first became famous at the age of 4?
“Twinky Winky little star??”

What was the title of the first rhyme Po composed?
Po-em.

Why was La La kicked out of American Idol?
The judges thought he forgot his lyrics when he introduced himself.

What was Dipsy’s first country band?
The Dipsy Chicks!

What do you call a camel that has melted in the heat of the sun?
Ca-ma-mel.

What do shop-a-holics say when you say goodbye?
They say: “Where? Where?”

What do you see when you look at a snail’s shell?
See-shells!!

Why did the bat beat all the other forest animals in the swimming competition?
Because he was bat-ter than the rest!

What did Mary sing when she lost her little lamb at night?
“Mary had a little lamp…”

What did the restaurant chef serve in gangster fight?
He tried to put together Fists and Cheeks.

This design is for sale. Going for RM60. Interested parties please indicate in the comment section below.

Comments are very welcomed!!

This design is for sale. Going for RM60. Interested parties please indicate in the comment section below.

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